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The Postman [1998]

starring: Kevin Costner, Will Patton, Larenz Tate, Olivia Williams, James Russo
directed by: Kevin Costner

Release Date September 25, 1998
You're trapped in a shameless parody of Mad Max slash epic western and Kevin Costner's driving he won't even let you stop for a toilet break. The only reason you are watching is because someone has broken your arms and legs and for good measure sewn your eyes open. Yes you guessed its The Postman!! Never in the history of having the choice of watching this or being violently hacked to bits did you choose the wrong option. My favourite example is the bit where Costner rides out of the Mist heroically a look of steely determination on his face as if he was escaping the demons of Hades all shot in glorious slow motion. The whole sequence goes on for what seems like thirty minutes!! You wake up from your coma induced dribbling because you think ... Read More: