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Eagle Vs. Shark [2007]

starring: Joel Tobeck, Jemaine Clement, Loren Horsley, Brian Sergent, Rachel House
directed by: Taika Waititi

Release Date January 21, 2008
Yes, this Napoleon Dynamite set in New Zealand. There are so many similarities to the above-average Napoleon that it is almost a parody, except it contains very few laughs. So contrived it actually made me cringe. Cliche after cliche after cliche.

The writer/director has noted the popularity of "quirkiness" in indie films, and his script-by-numbers attempts to conform to as many stereotypes in this genre as humanly possible.

Little depth, less than endearing characters, predictable, self-gratuitous and pointless.

A dismal film. Those who love quirky, dry indie films, and those who do not, AVOID. Watch Science of Sleep. Or Squid and the Whale... or Wes Anderson films, or, hell, anything else. You will ... Read More:

CD-Charts Position 2
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Meet the Feebles [1989]

starring: Donna Akersten, Stuart Devenie, Mark Hadlow, Ross Jolly, Brian Sergent
directed by: Peter Jackson

Release Date July 18, 2006
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 3
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Meet the Feebles [1989]

starring: Donna Akersten, Stuart Devenie, Mark Hadlow, Ross Jolly, Brian Sergent
directed by: Peter Jackson

Release Date March 20, 2000
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 4
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Eagle vs. Shark [2007] (REGION 1) (NTSC)

starring: Loren Horsley, Jemaine Clement, Craig Hall, Joel Tobeck, Brian Sergent
directed by: Taika Cohen

Release Date January 08, 2008
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 5
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Meet The Feebles [1989]

starring: Donna Akersten, Stuart Devenie, Mark Hadlow, Ross Jolly, Brian Sergent
directed by: Peter Jackson

Release Date February 07, 2000
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 6
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Skitzo - Terminal Damage

starring: Hori Ahipene, Jackie Clarke, Tina Cook, David Fane, Pip Hall
directed by: Danny Mulheron, Glenn Standring

Release Date
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 7
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Worzel Gummidge Down Under - 4 - Stage Struck / A Red Sky In't Morning / Them Thar Hills

starring: Anne Chamberlain, Olivia Ihimaera-Smiler, Wi Kuki Kaa, Jonathan Marks, Bruce Phillips
directed by: Graham McLean, James Hill

Release Date June 09, 2003
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 8
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Goin' Skitzo

starring: Hori Ahipene, Jackie Clarke, Tina Cook, David Fane, Pip Hall
directed by: Danny Mulheron, Glenn Standring

Release Date
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 9
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Meet the Feebles [1989] (REGION 1) (NTSC)

starring: Donna Akersten, Stuart Devenie, Mark Hadlow, Ross Jolly, Brian Sergent
directed by: Peter Jackson

Release Date March 26, 2002
This is quite simply the worst film I have ever seen, the only reason I haven't put it in the bin or sold it second hand is because a family member bought it for me for christmas.

I am 26 and have a pretty sick and broad sense of humour so it's not like the film is too 'unique' for my taste either as I really enjoyed bad taste and braindead so wrongly assumed that I would enjoy this too, but alas; I absolutely hated it!

Please do not make the mistake I made and waste over an hour of your life watching this dvd, I would rather spend the day washing the whole of my flat with a toothbrush than watch it again.

CD-Charts Position 10
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The Lord Of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [2001] (REGION 1) (NTSC)

starring: Sean Astin, Sean Bean, John Rhys-Davies, Ian Holm, Christopher Lee

Release Date August 06, 2002
A magnificently beautiful film. Remaining loyal to the book, Peter Jackson has made a huge leap from his earlier (and FANTASTIC) blood-soaked gore-fests (BAD TASTE, MEET THE FEEBLES and BRAINDEAD) - keep your eye out for a cameo from Lionel's mother from BRAINDEAD as a hobbit in the extended version of this. The action is brilliant, the shots are stunning, the special effects are breath-taking, the acting is superb, and the music is beyond phonemenol. Definetly one of the greatest film (if not the greatest trilogy) since 2000. A MUST SEE!"